» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.
» PROOF #5
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.
» PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even after you die, in a sort of “Google Afterlife”.
» PROOF #7
Google can “do no evil” (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google’s corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.
» PROOF #8
According to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined.
God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional “gods”, as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).
What do you think? ARE YOU READY TO WORSHIP GOOGLE? HE’S BETTER THAN JESUS/ALLAH/ETC?????
AMOS 3:7Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.
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Google can do evil.
It made a deal with China to restrict “Tiananmen Square ” searches.
If Anything
Hell yes! {No pun intended}
I think we should create a new religion. Right here, right now: Googlism!
Nope.
Your right. Lets all be Googilian now.
Google is a much nicer God than Jesus. At least he shuts up and let me do him.
How it can be? If it is, who was created Mr. Google? God’s Dad?
I didn’t read all of this because it’s so long. I have other atheists to insult, you know! I can’t spend all my time on you and your stupid google god. So go worship the almighty google god and shut up. No other religion wants you anyway.
silly question its like askin will the world end in 2012
All wrong. The FSM is the real true god!
I would say the chicken goddess that created the universe with her fart and that is now in my McChicken sandwich that I’m eating is the one True Goddess.
Yes! And god has never gave me the option of “i’m feeling lucky”
dont make google be ur idol…..
GOOGLE IS NOTHING LIKE GOD!!!
God conforts and answers ur prayers.
u cant use google everywhere
but u can pray to God anytime and anywhere
because he is almighty and he can hear u anywhere.
google didnt create u, God did….
google cant do eveything
while for GOD ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!
LOL this was a great post! I love Google!
Dear Google, I pray that you always remain the best search engine and that you continue to help me in my times of need. Amen.
Another 2 pointer, I may as well take it.